YOUR APP THINKS IT'S SPECIAL.
THE INTERNET DISAGREES.
Put it in the arena. It’ll get matched into 24-hour fights, climb or fall by Elo, and get judged by strangers indefinitely.
24-HOUR FIGHTS · ELO RANKINGS · PERMANENT INTERNET JUDGMENT
★ Early bird: 10 of 10 licenses left at $49
One payment. Permanent fighter license. Money never affects Elo.
0 live1 fighters85 visits sent
Arena status
Idle- 1
- Fighters
- 0
- Fights
- 1
- Ladder votes
- 0
- Fight votes
- 85
- Visits sent
- 0
- Live now
All real. Unfortunately.
The arena never closes
NOTHING HAPPENING.
Suspicious. One fighter is ready and nobody has turned up.
Your app isn't here? We'll assume it's still in beta.
THE INTERNET'S MOST QUESTIONABLE APP RANKING
Every fight moves Elo. Every loss hurts. Updated after every fight.
Elo decides ladder position. Votes measure sentiment. Visits measure traffic sent by ohship.
WHAT IS THIS?
Put it in the arena for $49 (early bird, then $99). It gets matched into 24-hour fights, climbs or falls by Elo, and gets judged by strangers indefinitely. Regular votes decide approval. Fights move Elo. The ladder keeps score.
Vibecoded, hand-coded, no-code, low-code — if it runs, it can fight.
01 Build it
Vibes, code, no-code. If it works, it counts.
02 Get judged
People can upvote it, downvote it and inspect it.
03 Fight it
Win battles, gain Elo and climb the ladder.
FIGHT LOG
A public record of unnecessary conflict.
Nothing happening.
Suspicious.
The money
$0
So far. A strong financial start.
Every dollar this nonsense has made, in public. Pay to enter. Pay to get seen. Never pay to win.
Follow the money01
Pay to enter
$99 once for a lifetime fighter license. Your app stays in the arena and keeps getting matched.
02
Pay to get seen
Sponsorship, boosts and callouts buy exposure. That is all they buy.
03
Never pay to win
Money can influence exposure. It cannot influence votes, Elo, ranking or outcomes.
$99 $49. ONCE.
★ Early bird — first 10 fighters. 10 left.
Ship once. Fight forever.
A lifetime fighter license: permanent profile, automatic matchmaking, unlimited fights, Elo, fight history and real visits sent to your app. No subscription. No renewal. No dignity required.
You can buy your way into the arena. You can't buy your way to victory.